Hide and Go Poop is a game of cat and mouse and poop played with more than 3 players, all of whom:
* agree on the conclusion of the game (by maximum points or defining a time limit)
* agree on a prize for the winner or (recommended) a punishment for the loser
* agree on the location, a bound area such as a building, dorm, or stadium and
* swear to abide by THE HONOR SYSTEM.

Pooping for the game's purposes is allowed anywhere, unless there is a unanimous decision to the contrary.
* The world is your toilet.

All players must have a constant form of mobile communication including:
* email
* IM or
* text message

"CHEEKSDOWN" messages must be sent simultaneously to all players involved, i.e. a mass e-mail, IM, or text.

There are two times to send the notice, and the choice is up to The Pooper:
* when The Pooper is getting up to go to the bathroom (or pooping location of his choosing!) or
* when The Pooper's cheeks hit the toilet.

The game is now The Pooper vs. The Seekers.

The Pooper begins, pooping as quickly as possible. The Seekers must then race to find him, hopefully before the poop is completed.

A poop is considered complete after 3 tasks:
* pants must be back up around their waist
* toilet must be flushed (if toilet is used)
* toilet door must be opened (if indoors)

The Seekers are obligated to pelt The Pooper with wet papertowels in order to officially "find" him. If The Pooper completes the 3 tasks before getting hit, he gets the points.



Send message when heading to bathroom - 10 points

Send message when cheeks hit the toilet ("cheeks down") - 7 points

Steals - 5 point for all steals. The Seeker can steal the points of The Pooper by finding him before he finishes.



There are no rules for poopers once engaged. Unique and clever trickery is encouraged.

Consume lots of oatmeal, SlimJims, and coffee. That's my breakfast every day. (Bill B.)

Work on the "fast wipe, pants pull up, open stall door" move. Practice repeating this motion and you'll shave off precious seconds. (Injun Jut)

If you can get a break in your poo, pinch it off and save it for later. That way you get two rounds out of one poo. (JEP)

Borrow some high heels and crap in THEIR bathroom. Trust me- that's how you get ALL the ladies. (Fran M.)

Put Vaseline on the inside of your butt cheeks. It helps with the game too! (Gorski)

Don't be black. That way you can play. (Bill W.)